Monday 29 November 2010

Review of Biffy Clyro

On Friday, Lauren and me went to Biffy Clyro at the SECC (thanks to Lisa who sold us the tickets). We went on the first of their two-night stay in Glasgow.

Support Acts


Futureheads and Holy State. For some reason, I thought Twin Atlantic were supporting so I was upset to find out they weren't. Holy State were good only by the fact that the guitarist was thrusting his way through songs, much to the amusement of Lauren and I. Futureheads were toe-tappingly excellent though!

Atmosphere


Lauren and me were in seating, which I guess took away a little of the intimacy of the gig for us. SECC is also, a tough venue to play to but Biffy managed to get the intimacy going whilst making it an excellent gig.

Set List


They played a heck of a lot of songs for me. That was one of the best set lists I've ever experienced, maybe only rivalled by Green Day (but they've been going for thirty odd years).

The Performance


Biffy Clyro were sensational. They all came in topless with skinny jeans on and just powered their way through songs, even ones from their older albums which impressed their older fans. For me, highlights were, 'That Golden Rule', 'Many of Horror' and 'Machines'. The acoustics songs were simply magically and the finish, with 'Mountains' was a fitting end to an amazing gig.

Overall, Biffy Clyro was an amazing gig and is a late entry into my gig of the year. The only thing that would of made it better would of been if I had been standing but apart from that, there are no complaints, it was a great night!

9/10


I wish I could say I took this photo but I didn't (Thanks Amanda, if you read this, but I borrowed it!)

Friday 26 November 2010

If I could turn back time...

I just found an 80's radio station, oh happy days (well that song will be on the gospel channel). God Bless iTunes!

Ohmychrist, and just as I'm typing, China Girl by David Bowie came on, I must tell Lisa!

Devon told me to blog.

Old...

Monday 22 November 2010

The Evolution of Millie...









Try something new today...

I would like to describe my role at Sainsburys. Most people think it's just a job but the role I play is very important and integral in the success of the team. Nah, it's all lies to be honest. I'm pretty sure that one of these days I'm going to be sacked but life is too short to not have fun, especially when given menial tasks such as a 'Cardboard Run' or doing 'U-Shapes' (Sainsbury's slang for yous)! Here is the document of the day (Times are subject to a wee bit of tweaking):


17.48: I arrive in Sainsbury's car park with my mother where I catch a sight of Scabby Aggie. I walk in with Rebecca and we laugh at how much of a skank she is. We then sit in the Cafe for a while where we meet Nicole and Robbie. Mick hands me the keys to the H/B cage but seeing as Rebecca actually works on the department I gave her the keys and started on the 2 litres with Robbie.

18.12: About to leave with the first roller when we catch sight of John and I tell him I've seen his website full of art work and I enjoyed it, especially "Painting with the stupidity of an Adult and the Sophistication of a child" (Which sold for £4000!). He then recounts the tales of doing life drawing of a man who fell asleep and splatted on the floor and the other man who got a little too excited being drawn 'Ahem'.

Check John out at http://www.johnirvine-art.co.uk/Home.html

18.20: Finally start the roller with Robbie. We talk about the weekend, how his friend got chucked out of Shenanigans, Huddies and Fuzion, all in one night, Flavoured water, blue aftershock and Swizzers and Matlow's sweeties. Also, a mutual hatred for Sambucca was discovered.

18.40: Nicole joined us and we got even more work (not) done. We discussed family, omitting people from wills, period pain vs. getting-kicked-in-the-balls-pain, Pain in general, scars, worst accidents etc. We had the occasional visit from Rebecca. Robbie kicks a roll of clingfilm and nearly kill himself when he steps on it and he slips. Amusing stuff.

19.30: After more pissing about, Mick instructs us to do a cardboard run, which was done slowly and painfully.

20.00: Store closes. Jeanette from GM starts pulling the Toy Story 3 DVD's from the warehouse in preparation for them going on sale (technically today). They are then put on the televisions and we stand and watch it for twenty minutes. We then do another cardboard run, where Robbie fits a 'Jetpack' made of 'Ahem' cardboard to himself when Mick turns the corner. A wee bit Dumbfounded he asks if he likes his jetpack and a reply of yes eases the tension. Robbie continues to wear jetpack and trousers whilst Nicole wears a skirt and I wear a sombrero.

20.30: Rebecca goes in for a break she is entitled to. The rest of us goes in for a break we are not entitled to, and would you know it, it's the X Factor results. I get two bars of chocolate for the price of one. Happy times. Robbie and me punch our fists in the air when Wagner gets through yet resign ourselves knowing Paije will go out over Cher.

21.15: In the warehouse, Robbie decides to play a game where the person who can hit their head the hardest with the roll of clingfilm 'wins' (I just lost the game). Robbie goes first with a measly attempt, then I go and apparently it's just as bad. Rebecca goes next and the thud makes us all laugh our heads off. Robbie decides to go again and the his face goes white with shock as we all collapse on the floor laughing at how hard he hit himself. What a tool.

21.40: Rebecca and me start dancing in the milk aisle, really nothing new there. Robbie is kicking boxes around as he is a keen footballer. Nicole is about to leave, sadtimes. We calm down a lot until I find a sausage shaped cheese which is very squidgy and I remember the remark John made that 'It reminded me of my first sexual experience'. Laughter fills the silent store once again.

22.00 We leave the store, Robbie presents me with a packet of crumpets as I bought him some the other week.

And that is all.

Saturday 20 November 2010

Tum tee tum...

Another rant (shocking, I know).

Everyone has their good points and everyone has their flaws. I would say my good points are my generosity and my manners. I would say my flaws, amongst other things, is being too generous and polite and therefore expecting the same courtesy back and to be disappointed when I don't get it.

Yes, it's a horrible flaw.

Thursday 18 November 2010

I'm so heavy, heavy, heavy in your arms...

Okay, I think it's about time for a depressing blog (sorry)! In the last few weeks, the amount of worries that have been piling on top of me has actually become too much to bear sometimes. Like everyone else at school this year, I think I have had more to worry about than any person should have to deal with and it's actually quite unfair. Frankly, I wish everything would disappear. I would give anything to go back to the 5th May and change things. Could you imagine what life would have been like if it hadn't of happened? Anything is better than this. I shall list my worries now so I can set them out (I'm thinking of it as some sort of therapy).

1. Craig


Self - Explanatory.

2. Hanna


I miss her wee face and the not knowing is doing my head in. I wish I could hear from her really soon and I hope she gets better.

3. University


Assignments are piling up. I'm starting to worry whether I'm cut out for it. I feel like I've been thrown at the deep end of a swimming pool without armbands. Also, the uncertainty of what is happening in the future. I'm just not settled in yet and hopefully, I will. Soon.

4. Money


I always worry about money and my debts. I'm a worrier. This cannot be helped unless a strict budget is introduced, which is unlikely to happen.



I think that's them all. I make myself laugh in all honesty sometimes. I say I can't wait till 2011 but it will probably be just as bad as this year. So, I have decided, to make it as awesome as possible. Plus, a holiday is very much needed. I need to get out of this godforsaken, tory country and sip cocktails where the sun is always shining (so probably not a country with the euro).

Meh.

Wednesday 17 November 2010

Congratulations!

Erm, I don't know why but the engagement of William and Kate made me a happier person, mainly because she's a breath of fresh air to the stuffy royal family. So yeah, party on the day of the wedding, we all get the day off apparently!

She's far too pretty...

Let's just hope it's not history repeating itself...

How not to do a royal engagement...

Wednesday 10 November 2010

We are family...

In 'The Sims 2' today, Devon and me came up with a, shall we say, unique gene pool in the town of Pleasantview. I shall explain in the form of pictures!

An aspiring drag artist on the left, looking like Hitler and a  recovering goth gone maths teacher on the right

He got pregnant...

Their baby was blessed with looks...
Their other daughter blossomed...

Enjoying a smooch
Meanwhile, on the other side of the road...

The gene pool expanded...

I'd be unhappy to look like that... 
I think she looks like a lizard

Enjoying the smell...

I think I need re-wiring...

For no reason whatsoever, I walked around my coffee table for five minutes with my Ipod in. I have no explanation.

Tuesday's child is full of grace...

I got up. I got ready. I walked to the bus stop. I missed the 18 by a minute. I got a 20. It got me there with fifteen minutes to spare. I went to Greggs. I went to MDP. I did some research. I walked to a cash machine. I withdrew cash. I went into HMV to buy headphones. I put my headphones into my Ipod. My ears enjoyed the loudness. I walked to central. I got a ticket. I paid 30p to pee. I waited in the underground. I got my train. I got a seat on the train. I walked off the train. Robbie had been on the same one the whole time. We looked shocked. I went to McDonalds. I had a Big Mac. I went to work. I sat and had a can of red bull. I spoke to Leslie. I got changed into my uniform. I helped Robbie. I was told to do five different things. I was confused. My manager shouted at me. Bad Mood. I stayed after 10pm. I went home. I got toast. I'm on my laptop. Bed soon.

I can't wait for this to be all over, or have a Dallas moment where the last few months have been a dream, that'd be excellent...

Tuesday 9 November 2010

Pictures of the Week

Cars going swimming...

City Chambers

How my notes looked when I started to fall asleep...

Millie decided to draw a moustache on herself

Trying on a dress

My Blobby on Buchanan Street, yeah...

What Devon looks like not wanting to listen to McFly

A David and a Craig...

I do not moddycoddle my cat...

To celebrate the chicken salad again...

Monday's Child is full of face...

Right now: Cassie - Me and You (Don't ask, it's a song I particularly like)

Today was an excellent day, it is no lie! It was an expensive day, I admit but an excellent day nonetheless.

I woke up at half seven and I admit, I put my alarm off for a while. But I got ready and got the bus (no metro, sadface). I would now like to take the opportunity to rant (because I never do that right?). This bus driver, no joke, drove at about 25 mph, it was so painfully slow, like slowly ripping out your soul painful. My ninety year old Auntie is more daredevilish than that at 30 mph! Then, there was a diversion, which I suspect will be like that for fourteen months! Oh the joys of the public transport system!

I made it to university and went to the library to meet Clare and Dougie to put the finishing touches to our entrepreneurship presentation. We finished at half twelve (a record for Clare and me) and then got some breakfast which for my consisted of a breakfast panini which was awesome! I was starving though! We went into entrepreneurship and did our thing and got relatively good feedback which is always nice. Then, I withdrew money and met Lauren in George Square for our first experience in Elia, a greek restaurant we both spotted on the way to Freshers Week and something we have been dying to try! We sat down and ordered a glass of wine each and both order Tzaziki for starter which was absolutely delicious! We both ate what looked like a blade of grass (chive) and decided that if that was what grass tasted like, we'd pour tzaziki over our respective front lawns! We then had salad for the main and it came to a really good price, so that is our new post-payday monday. We then headed up to the union for a few drinks and we both genuinely started feeling fuzzy so we got the bus home together! It was a lovely afternoon, so thanks Lauren!

Hendo with the beloved Tzaziki!

My mofo of a chicken salad!

Looking immensely proud of my chicken salad!


Then, I got home and after lazing about for a few hours, I decided to act on impulse and meet Emma, Owen and David for a drink (and a bit of gambling on the quiz machine) at Shenanigans where I enjoyed a cranberry and vodka and then cinema after to see 'Due Date' which was absolutely hilarious, nevermind a nom Robert Downey Jr!

All in all a good wee (boozy may I hasten to add) day for me, although I am mindful - ILYSMDM!

Review of 'Due Date'

'Due Date' is the new film released by director Todd Phillips, the man behind the brilliant movie, 'The Hangover'. It stars the very nom, Robert Downey Jr. and the excellent Zach Galifianakis (I did not copy and paste that by the way)!

Plot

Robert Downey Jr's wife is days away from giving birth and whilst flying home to be with her during the birth, he has the misfortune to bump into Zach Galifianakis' character, who is an aspiring actor. Through a series of mishaps, they both end up on the 'No Fly' list and so begins a long, hilarious road trip over America.

Characterisation

In previous reviews, Downey Jr's character has been seen as an umsympathetic figure but I disagree, maybe it's his face, I don't know. Obviously, Galifianakis' character is the one who provides all the laugh, eating at waffle houses even though he is allergic to waffles and stuffing his father's ashes in a coffee tin.

Humour

I buckled at numerous points in the movie, which is always a good sign.

Overall, 'Due Date' was an excellent comedy and the two main leads played well off each other. Also, Galifianakis' performance was his best to date. However, I just don't think it was as funny as 'The Hangover'. Highly recommended though!

8/10

Really funny!

Monday 8 November 2010

Saturday Night...

I have so many blogs to do tonight - it's unreal! So, for you, happy readers I shall post a total of three blogs tonight (Lucky yous, eh?)

Okay, so Saturday is what you want to hear about? Okay, then! 'Ahem'

Saturday started normal enough in all honesty. I had an epic argument with my father that went on for about twenty minutes with no clear winner (I would call that a victory for me) and then lazed about until it was time for work! I think work went in rather boringly, especially the first two hours by myself but the next two with Robbie went a LOT quicker. I got home and managed to get ready in twenty minutes (an amazing feat in all honesty) and was dropped off at the train station to meet up with Emma on the train. We chatted and between us drank a bti bottle of peach schapps and lemonade (combined with the wine I downed when getting ready, fuzzyness started to happen). We met up with Craig and Owen in central and I bumped into one of my work pals. We then met up with Andrew and David and decided to go to the garage (once we were half way to Campus that is). We queued and we got to the front pretty fast. I was not ID'd which upset me slightly! We eventually got in and Emma and me got Vodka and lemonade and cola cubes (Om nom nom!) We danced for a bit and then someone had the smart idea of leaving the garage and go into Campus. We had lost Craig by this point. We left and wondered up to Campus, where they didn't let us in! So we wondered the streets for two hours, trying to find a club, then a pub and casually took some photos with the TARDIS, because y'know?

Ooooh woooo ooooooh...


We eventually halted our search for drink and decided to turn out priorities to food. We found a Craig at a chippy and left him with Andrew before we all went to Gregg's for a steak bake. It took us half an hour to get a taxi but we were glad of it as it was sooo nice and cosy. We got into another taxi and then headed home, where I finally rolled into bed at 5pm and it was an excellent sleep, even though my feet were absolutely killing me.

Happy Birthday Owen!

Sunday 7 November 2010

Remember, Remember the 5th November, Didn't remember to blog though...

I'm starting to get very bad at the whole blogging thing, it's quite upsetting. I take photos on my phone to put in the 'phantom' blogs, but I have neither the words or the energy to type these days. But I shall prevail and in this blog, I shall recount Friday!

I woke up at nine and ran down to my laptop to check my bank account. It was a success, so I did a little dance, got some toast and made my way into university and met up with my entrepreneurship team where we discussed oue idea for tomorrow's presentation (which I haven't done work for but neither have they, so winging it may be in order!). Then went to MDP and did maths, again. Maths is something I thought I had escaped when doing business but apparently not. It really upsets, distresses and stresses me greatly. I went shopping afterwards, seeing as Buchanan Street is just two minutes away from university. I bought a lot of Katie's christmas presents, then bought a new dress for myself. I got a bus to the town centre and got off and waited for a 20. I waited for fifteen minutes and with time ticking on, I went 'Fuck It' and got into a taxi. Quickly, I got ready and looking rather smart I thought, I went to Laura's house and we had pizza and chips and listened to McFly. Devon came next and refusing to listen to McFly stuck on her Ipod (She played 3oh!3 which I admit, are better than McFly). We then all walked (or perhaps waded our way through the massive puddles) to Jill's scouts hall where there was a bonfire and fireworks display. It was really good and it was nice spending time with the guys again!

Quite like this picture!

However, although one probably shouldn't, I placed my trust in BBC Weather (or should it be 'misplaced') and stupidly thought it wouldn't rain. An hour later and Laura and me have our heads wrapped in scarves. Yeah, we totally rocked that look I'll have you know!

Rocking the granny look and proud!

We then retreated into the Scout's hall and sat about for an hour and then went back to Laura's. We trapsed into her room, sat down and were all simultaneously hit by the 'chinese craving'. We then ordered chinese at 11pm and we were all very content happy chappies! Devon kindly drove Jill and me home (and she was quite a good driver) whilst listening to Michael Buble.

Actually cannot beat chicken fried rice!


All in all a good Fireworks night!

I dreamed a dream...

There was someone in my work getting married and I was invited to the wedding, a very very very posh wedding. I was then in the warehouse at my work where there was a little boy playing by the lorry doors. I told him off but then he disappeared. It can't of been that important though, so Rebecca and me started getting ready for the wedding, which took hours, in our hotel room! We also watched a movie (made up probably by my brain) and I think it was an action movie. There were numerous appearances from my mum. I had the most amazing dress on though, a floor length emerald gown. Oooft, it was beautiful! And rebecca wore a short lacey dress with blues, pinks and yellows.

I cut back to an arcade with my mum, sister and brother. I was freezing and I went in to hug my mum, instead she begrudgingly gave me her new cardigan to wear. Katie started playing a game and my mum got annoyed with it so we left. Whilst we were driving, I told them I had to go back to university on Sunday (because I lived in halls apparently) to do an assignment. Then, my window on my side of the car fell off and then Katie's did and my dad started tutting and sighing. It was also raining outside and I got out the car with my fringe ruined for the wedding.

Good Times!

Friday 5 November 2010

I have noticed...

I have realised there has been a distinct lack of blogging this week but that's because nothing truly exciting took place! I haven't seen anyone, I haven't worked hardly so I've just been sitting, rotting away, playing a halo marathon (on Halo 2 now, the level when the arbiter goes to the library, shudder).

However, I'm sure by the end of the night, I will have something to recount as it's bonfire night and I'm going to Jill's scout hall for a display! It should be good!

4/7/08, Florida!

Pay Day...

I sort of know what it would feel like to win the lottery.

The only way to eat a Jaffa Cake and gain full satisfaction...



Thursday 4 November 2010

'I'm Mrs Nisbet!'

My good friend, Craig wanted a shout out! We both enjoy The Young Ones, Metallica and Serenity!

Before Booze...

After... Can you tell the difference?

Monday 1 November 2010

I know this much is true...

All things considered, this year has been total shite. I can't wait for it to be over.

Oh man, cheered me right up...

Facebook, although you may be a digital entity, you sometimes make me laugh and cheer me up to no-end! -

'My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of males to my place of residence and/or employment, and it far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it surpasses yours. I can convey to you this recipe, but I have to demand compensation.'




The boys are waiting...


Photographs of the week!

Halo: Combat Evolved on XBOX 360!

This guy made me laugh in the management video!

Walking back from university!

Forget spiderman and spiderpig, I have spidercat!

Going to University on Friday!

A maths test that I got all right!

One way to use a duvet...

Christmas decorations already?!?!?