Oh man, cheered me right up...

Facebook, although you may be a digital entity, you sometimes make me laugh and cheer me up to no-end! -

'My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of males to my place of residence and/or employment, and it far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it surpasses yours. I can convey to you this recipe, but I have to demand compensation.'

The boys are waiting...